it has come to this.
I just bought a baby nose aspirator. To suck food out of my dry socket.
Because–GODDAMNIT–I need rice in my life.
Rice literally kept me alive as a child and was a huge part of healing my body after my gallbladder surgery. Without it, I would have been super malnourished.
It’s comfort in a bowl for me, and damnit, I need it.
So, nose suckers it is.
And yes–I got rice with my flautas. It’ll be here in about 45 minutes. (Thanks, Amazon).